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25 REASONS WE ALL OWE OUR MOTHERS

May 6th, 2010 7:50 AM by Korene L Clopine-Seaman

This may bring back some memories of our early days!! From my Facebook friend...

25 REASONS WE ALL OWE OUR MOTHERS

1. Our mothers taught us TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. Our mothers taught us RELIGION .
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. Our mothers taught us about TIME TRAVEL .
" If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. Our mothers taught us LOGIC .
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. Our mothers taught us MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.."

6. Our mothers taught us FORESIGHT .
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. Our mothers taught us IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. Our mothers taught us about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. Our mothers taught us about CONTORTIONISM .
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. Our mothers taught us about STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. Our mothers taught us about WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. Our mothers taught us about HYPOCRISY .
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. Our mothers taught us the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. Our mother taught us about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. Our mothers taught us about ENVY .
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. Our mothers taught us about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. Our mothers taught us about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. Our mothers taught us MEDICAL SCIENCE .
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. Our mothers taught us ESP .
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. Our mothers taught us HUMOR .
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. Our mothers taught us HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. Our mothers taught us GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. Our mothers taught us about my ROOTS .
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. Our mothers taught us WISDOM .
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: Our mothers taught us about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

Appreciate your Mother. It is a blessing that has been proven time after time, if your Mother never had children...you won't either.

Happy Mother's Day! Make sure you buy her candy, some nice flowers, a beautiful card, and take her to a nice dinner. By the way, take your Dad along, your mom had help raising you.

Appreciate your Mother and let her know it while you can. Some day you will not be able to. I LOVE You , Mom! Happy Mother's Day!

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Posted by Korene L Clopine-Seaman on May 6th, 2010 7:50 AM

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